The Misadventures Of Coon Clarke Cancelled!

The Misadventures of Coon Clarke is heading to DVD after it flopped in the theaters.

Wisconsin's most controversial sheriff David Clarke, Jr. is taking himself out of the running for a position for the Department of Homeland Security. He would have been the assistant secretary to the Office of Partnership and Engagement.

Milwaukee County's most overrated and bombastic lawman rescinds his acceptance.

"Late Friday, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke, Jr. formally notified Secretary of Homeland Security John Kelly that he had rescinded his acceptance of the agency's offer to join DHS as an assistant secretary," said Craig Peterson, an adviser to Clarke.

"Sheriff Clarke is 100 percent committed to the success of Donald Trump and believes his skills could be better utilized to promote the president's agenda in a more aggressive role."

What is the next move for controversial cop David Clarke, Jr.?

Run for the Senate against incumbent Sen. Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) as a Republican in the 2018 midterm.

Rescind his retiring announcement and run for sheriff of Milwaukee County again.

Run for mayor of Milwaukee against Democratic incumbent Tom Barrett.

Ask his best friend, Sean "Softball" Hannity to help him get a show on Fox News.

Continue to be the most disgusting Black person to ever have a voice in the debate of police shootings of unarmed people of color.

Become the new head of the Heritage Foundation.

Who knows? I rather see less of his ass.

Do Riddles

So that means, Clarke is trying to run for U.S. Senate against Sen. Tammy Baldwin (D-WI).

Baldwin, a progressive and openly lesbian lawmaker is going to face a challenge if Clarke decides to run as a Republican in the senate. Republicans are drafting him to run for senate.

Clarke, a Black lawman has become a fierce critic of the Black Lives Matter movement. The lawman calls it "Black Lies Matter."

Clarke who oversees the county lockup faces controversy. He is under federal watch after there were reports of abuse and harsh treatment towards interns. One of the interns died in his county lockups.

A man who was begging for water was dehydrated from not getting water and died after seven days in lockup.

Clarke also razzed a person on an airplane. The man criticized Clarke's behavior on the flight. As soon as the lawman reached General Mitchell International Airport, the county boys rushed the person.

Clarke was accused of plagiarizing.

The Adventures of the Amazing Coon will probably be back on.

I bet you money that Sean "Softball" Hannity will try to give Clarke a show on Fox News.

Clarke announced he wasn't seeking reelection for sheriff. He was elected as a Democrat. He was appointed by a Republican. He has served the post since 2002.