Coon Clarke Carries The Bags!

Wisconsin's top coon lawman takes a federal job.

The soon-to-be former controversial sheriff of Milwaukee County is leaving for Washington, DC.

David Clarke accepted a job as the Assistant Secretary to the Department of Homeland Security.

The most polarizing lawman of color, Clarke has made it no secret he's no fan of Black Lives Matter, Barack Obama and the Democratic Party. Mind you that Clarke was constantly elected as a Democrat.

Instead of facing a humiliating reelection bid, Clarke found an out that could have him on the post for the next....well who knows!

He won praise with conservatives by calling for law and order. His provocative commentary and attire were a draw. Conservatives were saying that he is one good NIGGER.

He will also take a role with the Office of Partnership and Engagement as a liaison to state, local and tribal law enforcement agencies. He will leave the position of sheriff in June.

The DHS and Office of Partnership and Engagement denies Clarke has a role in the organization.

Announcements will come soon.

One thing about conservatives, they sure love to brag a lot. Think about the leader of this pathetic country. He bragged to Russian officials about our top-secret plans about the Islamic State.

Clarke is a feverish Trump supporter and a frequent guest on conservative agitator radio programs.