Cuck 'n Tuck!

Cuckold Tucker Carlson take the 9pm spot. Fox News gambles on a man who struggled with ratings at the previous networks.

Tucker Carlson, the founder of The Daily Caller and former weekend host of Fox & Friends is now promoted to succeed Megyn Kelly. Carlson who recently replaced Greta Van Susteren will now get the primetime spot at 9pm.

So as it's followed, only White old men dominate Fox News's primetime lineup.

Bill O'Reilly, Tucker Carlson and Sean "Softball" Hannity now have to defend their fuhrer Donald J. Trump from accusations. They will have to defend everything. Even if Trump eats a pizza with a fork.

The fuhrer has friendly ties to O'Reilly, Carlson and the softball.

This will be the latest attempt at gambling the future of the network with a perennial failure like Carlson.

Carlson who is most famous for wearing those stupid bow ties during his confrontational debates with Paul Begala and James Carville on CNN's Crossfire.

When CNN took a nosedive in the ratings, they canceled Crossfire. Carlson would end up taking the 5pm spot over at MSNBC. When then liberal agitator Keith Olbermann helped the network succeed in ratings success, Carlson was soon replaced with liberal agitators like Rachel Maddow, David Shuster and Al Sharpton.

Carlson held the spot for a moment before he was bumped again for Ed Schultz.

Carlson would soon appear as a guest host on Fox News shows like The O'Reilly Factor and Hannity.

Then he would take a spot over at Fox & Friends. He was on the couch during the weekends.

When Van Susteren abruptly left the network in 2016, they filled the void with Brit Hume and then permanently gave Carlson the spot.

Now in the wake of Megyn Kelly leaving Fox News for NBC, the pick was pretty simple and risky as well. Now Fox News primetime is really lacking diversity. It's mostly old White guys who beeyotch about what's wrong in America.

Carlson already made the news when he was trying to insult Tariq Nasheed and Lauren Duca.