Affairs Abrewing!

Majority Leader,  Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC) are accused of having an affair. This shocking news may have caused McCarthy to withdraw his bid to replace House Weeper Rep. John Boehner (R-OH).

Did the insurgents set Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) up?

The Majority Leader withdrew his bid to become the next House Speaker. This shocking news has the nation talking. A shoe-in choice for the Speakership abruptly ends his bid to be one of the most powerful leaders in Washington.

McCarthy was confident when he went up to Capitol Hill yesterday. Now he's clammed up for some reason.  A conservative activist may have pulled the curtain away.

The Freedom Caucus are causing total chaos. Rep. Randy Weber (R-TX), Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), Rep. Raul Labrador (R-ID), Tim Huelskamp (R-KS), and Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX).

This focused on the Majority Leader's personal life.

There's rumors going around about the Majority Leader being caught up in an affair.

Some are accusing the Majority Leader of having an affair with Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC). 

This may have been one of the reasons to why McCarthy ended his bid to be the Speaker of the House.  A Chicago GOP donor may have sparked the rumor. Steve Baer sent the email with the subject line: "Kevin, why not resign like Bob Livingston?"

Erick Erickson of RedState went to the AM dials to push the rumor.

He said that Ellmer's snarky endorsement of Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT), almost sounding like a "spurn girlfriend".

"He has not spoken to me personally for my vote, and Jason Chaffetz has, so that’s where I am right now. At this point I will be casting a vote for Jason Chaffetz," said Ellmers, who is facing a GOP primary challenger. 

"I can’t vote for someone who doesn’t ask for my vote. I’m apparently not high on his priority list," she added.

There's rumors that McCarthy and Ellmers may resign from Congress. That's coming from the banned Twitter twat Charles C. Johnson. The two deny the affair and thoughts of resigning. However, they've sure as hell run away from the cameras. 

Now Weeper John Boehner (R-OH) postponed his walk of shame. The Republicans will go back to hammer out their issues before a floor vote is given. 

The Republicans are in such disarray.

Some are calling for that pompous jackass Newt Gingrich to muscle his way back into Congress.

Many in the establishment hate Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) and Rep. Daniel Webster (R-FL). They will not support them for bid. The establishment is begging Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) to jump in. Ryan was famous for being the vice presidential nominee for perennial loser Mitt Romney. 

Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) is rethinking the House Speaker bid. The insurgents will likely try to derail his bid.

The sausage factory founded by insurgents, Rep. Dave Brat (R-VA), Rep. Tim Huelskamp (R-KS), Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), and Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) vow to derail Ryan. They refuse to support candidates who are too close to Boehner. They believe Ryan is a failed candidate.

Again, I want to make this clear. What you doing in your house isn't my business! But if you're trying to pass laws that gets into my business: You're going to be exposed.

I don't give two fucks what goes on in Kevin McCarthy and Renee Ellmers's personal lives. They can have an affair. They're human. Love is powerful. We can't stop emotional feelings.

Nonetheless, these lawmakers are so fucking ridiculous. These are the lawmakers who scorn upon single parent households, people in need of state and federal assistance, and gay couples wanting to get married.

These are the people who believe the path to safety in this country is basically take away the freedoms from Blacks, Hispanics, immigrants and practicing Muslims.

These are the people who are pro-life when it comes to abortions but pro-death when it comes to guns and the death penalty. It's ridiculous.

Congress is extremely inept.

Republicans are going to hand the Congress back to Democrats.