Stupid Made Easy! [NSFW]

Damage control after a worker put his balls on the dough.

I am a very hard and dedicate worker. I work at a racino in Monroe and gas station in Dayton. I work in the service industry. During my downtime, I often would post on Journal de la Reyna about the most stupidest things to ever happen while working in the service industry.

This one is another one of those "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID" stories that managed to drive the agitators to it. Of course The Smoking Gun website posted this ugly mug on the website.

This idiot does something to a pizza that got him looking forward to years in the iron college.

If one could imagine how it's ever possible for a man to rub his "balls" on the pizza as a joke or spite of a rude customer is beyond ignorance in the third degree.

I understand the service industry is a thankless job. No one (and I mean no one) gives a fuck about your personal problems, your first day or your demeanor, all they care about is being served.

The pizza that has extra cheese and pepperoni.

I had to deal with working with a diverse crowd of people. Some are hard workers. Others are just there to get a paycheck for doing "nothing". Don't get me wrong, I am not the perfect worker.

But as far as I am concerned, I love my regular customers over my coworkers, supervisors and managers.

Brent Bradley of Georgetown, Texas managed to get Austin Michael Symonds pinkslip after he got totally pissed at a customer making a last minute order for a Papa Murphy's take home pizza.

The teen has seriously made an error that may cost him big time. Not only will his former coworkers suffer by having to be retrained on how to handle food, but the food inspector will shut down the facility until everything (and I mean everything) is cleaned. And to not to mention that he will probably face a lawsuit from Papa Murphy's for the closure.

Because (that last 15 minutes before you clock out) someone wants to get order made. You have a hissy fit.

Austin Symonds was busted for putting his genitals on pizza.

The Smoking Gun also notes that when confronted by [Bradley]--who was there to pick up a large stuffed pie with Canadian bacon, pineapple, and extra cheese--the 18-year-old Symonds immediately apologized. “Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid,” Symonds said, according to the complaint.

Bradley then asked Symonds how old he was. After the teenager answered that he was 18, Bradley said, “So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza.” “Yes,” said Symonds.

In a recorded call with a store manager the following day, Symonds reportedly copped to adding the unwanted topping. Symonds again apologized, adding that he “did what he did because the customer had called in the order right before closing time.”

During a police interview, Symonds “admitted to rubbing his testicles on Mr. Bradley’s pizza,” according to the complaint sworn by Detective Chris Brown.

Symonds acknowledged that he “probably” would have given Bradley his order had the patron not seen his scrotum on the pizza. “That’s the terrible part,” Symonds told cops.

Symonds has been charged with tampering with a consumer product, a second-degree felony. Brown noted that “substances such as fecal matter can be transferred by sweat to the scrotum and could have transferred to the pizza when Symonds rubbed his scrotum on the pizza.”

The teenager, who was arrested Friday, was freed from custody after grabbing the $10,000 get out of free card.