Thursday, November 17, 2016

The Goose Is Cooked!

A&E ends Duck Dynasty.

Looks like the folks over at A&E decided once again to pull the plug on the quackers. The long running and extremely controversial reality show Duck Dynasty is finally coming to an end.

The Trump (formerly Ted Cruz) supporting Robertson family will now have to find another place to promote their business and merchandise.

Deep in the bayous of Louisiana was the Robertsons, a family of Christian extremists who relished on hunting, fishing, talking politics and what nots. The family was best known for the men wearing their ZZ Top beards.

The crew consists of brothers Phil and Si, and Phil's sons Jase, Willie and Jep.
The Robertsons are the same bunch of rednecks no matter how much you clean them up!
Duck Commander will still be around. It's pretty much a popular tourist attraction for rednecks.

Even honorary quacker, Sean "Softball" Hannity would be an occasional passerby when he makes his stops down in the Louisiana.

This show been on since 2012 and has an estimated run of 11 seasons.

Phil Robertson, the head patriarch of Duck Commander sparked outrage after he made comments about gays and Black people. He was suspended from A&E sparking fan outrage. It was led by the softball, Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee.

Since the controversial billionaire/racist/sexist/reality television star Donald J. Trump is our 45th President of the United States, maybe he will let on the Robertsons be the Department of Interior secretary. Hell. give them a cozy job with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. The Robertsons can use that power to drive extinction most of the rare animals that Eric and Donald Jr. hunt.

Who knows maybe the softball and Laura Ingraham will leave their millions to join the Trump team on their crusade to destroy America. My bad, I meant "Make America Great Again!"

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