Thursday, May 28, 2015

I Don't Like Being Called Piyush! I'm Bobby! Bobby Jindal, Damn It!

The Alfred P Newman of Republican governors is thinking about jumping into the clown car.

The guy who once told the junk food media that the Republican Party can't be the party of stupid is thinking about running into the clown car, face first.

Piyush "Bobby" Jindal is the current governor of Louisiana. He is an Indian-American politico who is also the Vice Chairman of the Republican Governors Association. He is one of the youngest governors in office. He and South Carolina Republican governor Nikki Haley are the two youngest elected governors. Haley is also Indian-American.

Jindal is 43 years old and he's determined to be in the 40s club of U.S. Presidents.

Is Bobby Jindal a dumb person?


He's quite intelligent. He married with three children. He is son of immigrants. He studied at the best universities. But unfortunately he's "dumb down" himself to appeal to that rigid old and bigoted base.

Jindal formed a exploratory committee and has fired shots at Stallmigo Rand Paul (R-KY) the CEO of Planter's Peanuts. Jindal claims that Paul's thoughts on Americans being dragged to war is a form of "apologizing for America".

He couldn't help but aim at President Barack Obama for being a weak leader on the economy and terrorism. He is pissed that Hillary Clinton refuses to acknowledge her role in the beaten horse we call Benghazi.

Some may question his birth certificate. He's Brown so it's going to be a hard sell to White extremists who believe that having Carson and Jindal running is a disaster.

He's got to make sure his base don't confuse him as a practicing Muslim or Hindu. Jindal is a Catholic parishioner.

He's got to make sure everyone calls him by the name "Bobby" and not a foreign sounding name like Piyush.

He's got to gather his buddies in the establishment to at least chip a million in. After all the Jewish billionaire Sheldon Adelson is giving Republicans a check if they can say that all "Mooslims are scary" and "Obama's anti-Semitic" towards Israel.

Jindal will be another one of the many minorities running for the red nose. I mean you got already in the game Stallmigos Marco Rubio (R-FL) and Ted Cruz (R-TX) who are Hispanic. You got Ben Carson, who is Black. You got Carly Fiorina who is a woman. Now if he declares his bid, he'll be the first Republican of Asian decent to run for the White House.

Jindal was born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, to immigrants from India. Prior to entering politics, Jindal studied for a Bachelor of Science in biology and public policy at Brown University from 1988 to 1991 and then a Master of Letters in political science from New College, Oxford, as a Rhodes Scholar. He worked for McKinsey & Company and interned for Representative Jim McCrery of Louisiana.
Jindal talks a mean game about the president. Jindal claims that President Barack Obama is weak on the economy, domestic policies and terrorism. He won't say it to Obama's face though. He's too busy trying to dumb down himself so he can win voters.
In 1996, Governor Murphy Foster appointed Jindal Secretary of the Louisiana Department of Health and Hospitals, and in 1999 he was appointed President of the University of Louisiana System. In 2001, Jindal was appointed as the principal adviser to Tommy Thompson, the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services by President George W. Bush.

He first ran for governor in 2003 and won a plurality in the nonpartisan blanket primary but lost in the general election to Democrat Kathleen Blanco. He then won a seat in the United States House of Representatives in the 2004 elections. The second Indian American in Congress, he was re-elected in 2006. He ran for Governor again in 2007 and secured an outright majority in the first round of balloting; in doing so, he became the first Indian American governor in the United States.

He was re-elected in a landslide in 2011.

Jindal is a total buttface. He looks Mad Magazine's mascot Alfred P. Newman.

So what's your thoughts on this clown?

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