Wednesday, April 22, 2015

iCarly In The Clown Car!

Raise the roof, another clown is running.

Perennial loser Carly Fiorina is going to put on the makeup and jump into the already crowded clown car. The former CEO of Hewitt-Packard will formally announce her bid for the nomination in May.

Now with that said, let's get a bit of information on her. First things first, she is the only woman to declare her intention to winning the red nose.

She will be facing not only three unaccomplished lawmakers, but a field of formers, a handful of nobodies, a bunch of perennial losers and of course the pinata Hillary Clinton.

Fiornia (born Cara Carleton Sneed; September 6, 1954) is an American former business executive and was the Republican nominee for the United States Senate from California in 2010. Fiorina served as chief executive officer of Hewlett-Packard from 1999 to 2005 after being an executive at AT&T and its equipment and technology spinoff, Lucent.

Fiorina was considered one of the most powerful women in business during her tenure at Lucent and Hewlett-Packard. While she was chief executive at HP, the company weathered the collapse of the dot-com bubble, although the stock lost half of its value throughout her tenure.

In 2002, the company completed a contentious merger with rival computer company Compaq, which made HP the world's largest personal computer manufacturer.

In 2005, Fiorina was forced to resign as chief executive officer and chair of HP following "differences [with the board of directors] about how to execute HP's strategy."

Fiorina served as an adviser to Republican John McCain's 2008 presidential campaign. She was the Republican nominee for the United States Senate from California in 2010, losing to incumbent Democratic Senator Barbara Boxer.

I want you to know that I own a HP computer and it's always overheating. I need a cooling pad or Carly to come over an explain to me why these laptops are always cooking heat?

Nontheless, when Carly jumps into the clown car in early May, will you vote for her?

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