|The smirk of an unapologetic young woman who failed the breathalyzer test. The woman posted on the social networks that she deliberately cheated the court ordered test.|
You can't win......
You can't fix stupid!
Anyway, as I click on The Huffington Post today, I look at their Weird News section. It was labeled the most dumbest crime to ever happen.
A young woman from Michigan goes to county lock up for doing something that professionals see as the death of a working career. She posts on Facebook her actions unbeknownst of a judge.
Part of a court order probation, Colleen Cudney was to stay away from the booze. She was required to take a breathalyzer test on order of the court.
She passed the test with flying colors.
She would later post on Facebook that she made an "achievement".
Unfortunately, she added a few extra things to the posting and of course confessed that she deliberately sabotaged the test.
For you see, Ms. Cudney, 22 did have a good St. Patrick's Day. She got wasted and must of seek advice from people who have no business telling her to beat a rap.
Investigators say she posted this: “Buzz killer for me, I had to breathalyze (sic) this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol my dumba@@."
Anita Brown, a resident of Oak Park, says she didn't find Cudney's post humorous at all.
"I hope they throw the book at you young lady because it's sad that you did something like that because you could hurt someone or kill someone," Brown said.
A Westland police officer saw her post that morning and notified the probation office. When a probation officer called Cudney to return to the office for an urine test, she hung up the phone.
Probation officials say that was a violation of her probation. It was set to end in a few weeks.
|From Colleen Cudney's MySpace profile. Her screen name is colleenownsyoubiotch|
An urine test would have detected if Cudney had anything to drink in the 80 hours prior to taking it, probation officials said.
Local 4 went by her house Thursday afternoon and were told no comment. Her Facebook post is sparking a lot of comments on the streets.
"People post some crazy things. They don't even think before they do anything," said Thomas Boyce, of Inkster.
Cudney is due in court on April 1st for a probation hearing. She could be sentenced to 93 days in jail.
She will also get a lifetime of shaming because the story went viral.
On top of that, she may get death threats, the possibility of losing her job, and/or the possibility of never driving again. Cause when you get behind a wheel while intoxicated, you put your life and others at risk for death.
So here's a lesson in American culture.
DON'T POST SOMETHING THAT MAY LAND YOU IN THE IRON COLLEGE!
DON'T POST SOMETHING THAT MAY ATTRACT UNWANTED ATTENTION!
DON'T POST SOMETHING THAT YOU MAY REGRET IF YOUR FAMILY OR FRIENDS SEE IT!
DON'T POST ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE! SOMEONE IS ALWAYS LOOKING! WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE A MISTAKE!
IF YOU POST SOMETHING ONLINE AND IT'S EMBARRASSING! IT'S THERE FOREVER!